I remember, I remember, the 24th December.
The fires burned until January...
And every involved Maintenance Member.
Got demoted to Sanitationary.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
Tyrone and Mc Ford are gone...
And from the sounds of distant gunfire, I guess it won't be long.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
Onishi is stuck in a Tree...
And the Director is handing out postcards, that he printed out for free.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
Buried Wolfwood under a mistletoe.
So nobody would question why there was a creaky floor.
I remember, I remember, the 24th of December.
When security, fought over tea, and the IT pledged insanity.
When the teleport exploded, we did not meet Santa Claus !
We instead got an NDA, with a plausible denied cause.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
And there is a long line just to feel...
If Steele's heart is still as cold, or if her tits are for real.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
And Lambert's sweater has so many crinkles.
But it's not as bad as his face, full of jolly corporate wrinkles.
Because IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA !
We've breached tens of securities...
So there comes the file rattler, good old Adler, with a face full up on tears.
SO WHEN IT'S CHRISTMAS AT BLACK MESA, AND YOU WORK IN SECTOR C ?
Just do yourself a favor, be a little braver, turn around, run, and flee !
Because when it snows in Sector C, it's ashes on you and me !
So Code Omega on along while I send this stupid song before they send in the Cavalry~
